Funny Stories on Stock Markets

Disclaimer: Taken from Forwarded mail. Source unknown…

Story 1
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. Few villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and more villagers started catching monkeys. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers.

“Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!”

Story 2
It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’ ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more Wood.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Is it going to be a very cold winter?’

‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘It’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.’ The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’

‘Absolutely’, the man replied. ‘It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’ '

How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, ‘The Red Indians are collecting wood like Crazy!!’